I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Come see our sink grown plant.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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