is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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