I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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