If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Holy sore nipples Batman
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
Randomize
