your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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