Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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