Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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