belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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