I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
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