I CAN MOONWALK!
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
this hospital has no fireball
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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