it hurts more in the daytime
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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