:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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