Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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