So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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