In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
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