the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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