shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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