so that wasnt chicken after all
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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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