Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
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