I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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