Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
