how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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