Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
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