i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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