I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
This is classic penis vs brain.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Randomize
