You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Randomize
