That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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