Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
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