I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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