So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Randomize
