Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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