YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Randomize
