I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
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Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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