he wants to bone in the snuggie
so let's talk penis.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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