Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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