And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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