So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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