Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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