He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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