the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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