She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
he just fucked me for my cheese.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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