okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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