1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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