Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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