So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
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