Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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