Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Houston, we have a squirter
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
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