So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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