Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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