I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
I think your dad took our porno
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Randomize
