I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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