It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
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