they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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