People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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