just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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