Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
We need to get me chipped asap
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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