ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
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