Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
Randomize
